A BRASKY VACATION!!!!

Luxury ocean liners in Russia are offering pirate hunting cruises aboard armed private yachts off the Somali coast.
The ships deliberately cruise close to the coast at a speed of just five nautical miles in an attempt to attract the interest of pirates.
Wealthy clients pay £3,500 per day to patrol the most dangerous waters in the world hoping to be attacked by raiders.
When attacked, they retaliate with grenade launchers, machine guns and rocket launchers, reports Austrian business paper Wirtschaftsblatt.
Passengers, who can pay an extra £5 a day for an AK-47 machine gun and £7 for 100 rounds of ammo, are also protected by a squad of ex special forces troops.
ARTICLE HERE

The yachts travel from Djibouti in Somalia to Mombasa in Kenya.
Thanks to JKFII for the Article

R.I.P. Farrah

Farrah Fawcett, the “Charlie’s Angels” star whose feathered blond hair and dazzling smile made her one of the biggest sex symbols of the 1970s, died Thursday after battling cancer. She was 62.

North Korea Threatens to 'Wipe Out' U.S.

SEOUL, South Korea — North Korea threatened Wednesday to wipe the United States off the map as Washington and its allies watched for signs the regime will launch a series of missiles in the coming days.

Off China's coast, a U.S. destroyer was tailing a North Korean ship suspected of transporting illicit weapons to Burma in what could be the first test of U.N. sanctions passed to punish the nation for an underground nuclear test last month.
ARTICLE HERE

Uncle Sam - 2 Conquistadores - 0

Spain's record-breaking winning streak came to an end as they lost 2-0 to USA in the first semi-final of the Confederations Cup.

Having cruised through their group without conceding a goal, Spain were looking to seal a 16th successive victory against a USA side that only scraped into the last four on goal difference thanks to a 3-0 success over Egypt on Sunday.

But USA produced an inspired performance against Vicente del Bosque's men and claimed a famous win courtesy of goals from Jozy Altidore and Clint Dempsey.
U-S-A! Next game in the finals v. the winner of Brazil and South Africa

GERONIMOOOOOOOOO!!!!! v. Skull and Bones Society

Twenty descendants of Geronimo, the 19th century Apache chief, are suing Yale and its infamous secret society Skull & Bones to demand the return of their ancestor's skull and punitive damages, the Yale Daily News reports. Because Geronimo's remains were initially buried on a U.S. military base, several government officials, including President Barack Obama, Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, and Secretary of the Army Pete Geren, also were named in the suit, filed in U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia.

The suit alleges that members of Skull and Bones exhumed his remains in 1918 or 1919 and transported them to the society's High Street tomb in New Haven. The group that is rumored to have stolen Geronimo's skull, bones and other items from his grave site is said to have included Prescott Bush, father of former President George H. W. Bush '48 and grandfather to former President George W. Bush '68.

It's unclear whether the society does in fact have possession of the skull.
SOURCE

Getcha some Press conference Hip- Hop

Why didn't I think of this... So simple... So Genius

There have been countless times that I have attempted to perform this balancing act, (every time there is some sort of party or BBQ.) The balancing act goes good for around 30 seconds before I have food on my shirt or all over the floor. It would have been much easier to come up with this.
Perfect for parties and buffet-style events, the plate stays put while you eat. When you want to take a drink, simply lift the plate off!
BUY HERE

Lee Murray: All Around Bad-Ass

Lee Murray: My Favorite Thug click this link to watch part 2 of video.

Thanks to Friend of Brasky MWF for the tip.

It's Like a Capri-Sun for Big Kids!

The "scientists" at the Beverage Pouch Group have outdone themselves this time.

Beer in a Pouch: Sure, why the hell not?

Recession....what???

It is the biggest private yacht in existence and comes with a missile-detection system, two helipads, a luxury spa, swimming pool and a miniature submarine.
This is Admiral Abramovich latest baby, the Eclipse, a 557-footer reported to have cost a staggering £300million.
His other sea toys include:

The Pelorus (377 ft): is used for entertaining and boasts room for 22 guests and 40 staff. It has two helipads, an indoor pool and a steam room.

The Ecstasea (282 ft): which comes complete with Chinese-themed interior, for cruising.

The Sussuro (161 ft): for short journeys and to loan to friends...

ARTICLE HERE

Who is Ass Girl?

"Then, just like that, she walked off with her pants in hand."

This Peanut Butter is FREAKING Me Out!!!

35 pounds of "magic" peanut butter cups were confiscated by police in Tennessee. The reported street value of the drugs was $10,000.

“The affects are hallucinogenic in nature, similar to LSD. They are very dangerous and there have been incidents of people dying the first time they used this drug.”

Brasky fears no fungus.

'Shrooms bound for Bonnaroo seized in Murfreesboro

Real Madrid making more moves: signs the Pretty Boy

Manchester United's supporters received the news they had been dreading this morning when the club announced they had accepted an £80m bid from Real Madrid that will make Cristiano Ronaldo the most expensive player in history. The world-record transfer is expected to be finalised before 30 June after United finally accepted that the world footballer of the year was still intent on securing his "dream" move to Madrid.

How did Ronaldo celebrate? By getting a whore of course.....

Cristiano Ronaldo celebrated his record £80million signing from Manchester United to Real Madrid by spending the night with Paris Hilton
READ HERE

Kaka reluctantly joins Spanish club to help financially troubled AC Milan and gets paid

The 27-year-old Brazilian is believed to have signed for around £59m ($94.05m), which beats the world record transfer fee of £46.7m ($75.3m) paid by Real to Juventus for Zinedine Zidane in 2001.

Kaka, who was also a target for Premier League club Chelsea, revealed that he turned down a £100m move to Manchester City in January because he did not want to leave Milan mid-season.

"Manchester City and Real Madrid are two different clubs with different situations. At that time, it was mid-season, I had a strong emotional impact due to the Italian fans requesting me to stay, and I decided to stay.

"Now another chance came up and AC Milan is in a big crisis (financially). For me, the sporting project (at Madrid) is interesting and will be an important boost to continue my career in the highest level.

"I wanted to stay on at Milan, but the world (financial) crisis affected a lot of clubs, especially those like Milan which are businesses. So then, I spoke with the Milan directors and we reached the conclusion that the best thing for everybody would be to sell."
"I want to thank Milan, as they were the club who put me on the international scene. They gave me the opportunity to become a big name in Europe.

"I'm happy to leave Milan by the front door, with a lot of friends. It has been very emotional to see what the Milan fans have done for me."

Best thing to come from Australia since Crocodile dundee

Kylie Minogue's banned underwear ad.

iPhone 3G S

Video Camera: Check

Cut and Paste: Check

Remote Self Destruct: Awesome

Read all about it.

You are Cowboy!!!! (Borat Voice)

23 year old Rancher wins 232mm in the lotto on one ticket he purchased at the feed store. He used his family members Birthdays for the numbers.
ARTICLE HERE

Cowboys Stadium aka: "America's Stadium"

Grand Opening of Cowboy's new stadium this weekend.
Picture inside of the Texas size screen, that stretches from the 20 yd line to the 20 yd line.

Top 50 Hottest Victoria's Secret Models...

List of Top 50 models...
The link starts at the top 10-1
Click HERE

Cheesus?

Preston Hollow couple sees Christ-like figure in a Cheeto

India: we appreciate the effort ...but really???

India's Tata Motors hopes to offer the Nano, dubbed the world's cheapest car. It should be in the United States within two years for $2,300, and this clown car even gets 65mpg. ARTICLE HERE

Why does it have 4 doors... there is no way that more than 2 people can fit in there!

Here's a Little Wrestling

THIS MIDGET HAS A VERY SLICK FACE

He's No Bugs Bunny

MATADOR GETS GORED, LEARNS HOW IT FEELS

Messi at Barca's Victory Parade

...And to top it off a giant lollipop.

Brasky Enemy List: The Kid From Problem Child

I can't decide which one I hate more: the kid from the past or the awkward present day version.

Whatever Happened to That Little Punk From Problem Child?

Your Stash is Safe

Just in case you were worried about your "media collection":

New Technique Promises Billion Year Data Storage

Just Because....

Alessandra Ambrosio

I'm Thinkin I'm Thinkin too....

Lake Havasu: Memorial Day Edition

Check out the fine work that is being done at CO-ED Magazine.

Controllers soon to be a thing of the past...

Tony Hawk: Ride is a new video game that utilizes a new hands-free skateboard-like controller. The hoverboard-esque controller packs in accelerometers and motion sensors that get you physically involved in the game, letting you skate around, just as you would on a normal board. Tony Hawk: Ride will be available for Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 later this year.
www.thride.com