The Governator On the Links

John Matrix/Dutch/T-1000/Conan had a unique question for a recent golf partner:

Mark, a former collegiate golfer, sent me this funny anecdote he heard from his buddy who plays on the mini tours:

My friend played in a Pro-Am with California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. They introduce themselves and walk up to the first tee. Arnold has this huge cigar in his mouth as he puts the tee in the ground and asks my friend, “When was your last blow job?”

My friend chuckles a little bit and says, “A couple nights ago, I guess.” Arnold doesn’t say anything, pulls back the club and mid backswing (in his “Terminator” voice) asks, “How did it taste?” and swings through and shanks the ball 50 yards dead right out of bounds.

Gov. Schwarzenegger Golf Course Chats: "When Was Your Last Blow Job?"

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Good For Your Body....Good For Your Soul....

The type of silicon in beer, called orthosilicic acid, has a 50 percent bioavailability, meaning that much is available for use in the body. Some foods, like bananas are rich in silicon but only 5 percent is bioavailable. This soluble form of silica found in beer could be important for the growth and development of bone and connective tissue, according to the National Institutes of Health.

Past research has suggested that moderate beer consumption may help fight osteoporosis, a disease characterized by low bone mass and deterioration of bone tissue.

Another past study involving nearly 1,700 women reported last year in the journal Nutrition showed participants who were light to moderate beer drinkers had much better bone density than non-drinkers. The researchers suggested the beer's plant hormones, not the alcohol, could be responsible for the bone boost.
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Black Gold = Cash Money

Cash Money Records co-founders, Birdman and Ronald "Slim" Williams are trying their hands in another business venture outside the music world. They're now expanding their portfolios into the oil business.

The New Orleans-bred brothers have launched an independent oil and gas company called Bronald Oil & Gas.

Via the company's mission station on their website, BronaldOil.com, they say their initial focus is the "exploration, production and development of oil and gas reserves from conventional and unconventional formations."

Bronald, a combination of the brother's first names, say they have begun the process of acquiring leases "covering areas with historical production and the opportunity for re-entry drilling as well as new drilling opportunities."

Their current target locations include Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana and Florida, as well as Central America.

Although this is their first foray into the oil business, they make is clear that one of their main concerns during oil exploration is "preserving the environment."

They are also seeking investors.

"We welcome investors to join us in the exciting business of oil exploration," the website read.

Birdman even has a tattoo in celebration of the new venture -- an oil rig embedded with the words "Bronald". So, it looks like he's serious about it.
Courtesy of NB.

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Directions from Larry Williams... BAM!!!

Directions from Larry Williams AKA "Dickeman" Dickman
Crazy guy giving directions.
Larry lived at 302 Brown Street in Longview, Texas TX
"We can sing together but we can't talk together,
Yall need some pussy or some weed?"