Marissa in the Tub (Again)

Yes, these are old. No, Brasky doesn't care.

Lattimer Loves His Twitter

Texas Tech's poor man's answer to Lattimer Brandon Carter has been suspended by coach Mike Leach for comments made on his Twitter account. According to the Austin American Statesman:

Linebacker Marlon Williams asked on his Twitter account why he was still in a meeting room when "the head coach can't even be on time." That tweet has been deleted and his page no longer exists.

Star offensive tackle Brandon Carter, a team captain, also had a Twitter page. After the loss to the Cougars, he tweeted: "This is not how I saw our season."

On Sunday, Carter was suspended indefinitely for violating team rules unrelated to his Twitter page, which was nowhere to be found later that day.

Leach said players don't need Twitter or Facebook. He called them "stupid" distractions.

"I think that a guy who plays college football gets enough attention," he said. It's for "a bunch of narcissists that want to sit and type stuff about themselves all the time. We'll put mirrors in some of their lockers if that's necessary, but they don't have to Twitter."

No announcements have been made regarding a possible substitute for pre-game spit swaps.

Best Celebrity Boobs of the Past Decade

Brasky is more of an "ass guy" than a "boob guy", however here is a list of the top 20 this decade.
1. Salma Hayek
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Keeley Hazell (pictured above)
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Carla Gugino
Your vote didn't make it??
See the rest of the top 20 HERE

Man sues Bank of America for $1,784 Billion Trillion Dollars.....Sounds Reasonable

Dalton Chiscolm is an ambitious American wanting justice through the legal system. Chiscolm was unhappy because Bank of America would not deposit some of his checks due to problems with their routing numbers. And his efforts to solve the problem with the help of a "Spanish womn" were unsatisfactory. Chiscolm's lawsuit requests damages for his suffering, specifically, he asks that "1,784 billion, trillion dollars" be deposited into his ATM account the next day. He also demanded an additional $200,164,000."

Update. This is not his first lawsuit. In Janaury 2009, Chiscolm sued his landlord for $892 million billion dollars -- or $892 quadrillion. In his January complaint, Chiscolm alleged that "Manerment nor mainterntmen had no atcuse's to go in my apartment what so ever I had to keep a lock no the kichen cabernit." The court dismissed his complaint.
SOURCE

Cowboys Cheerleaders are probably smatter than half the NFL

If you're going to make it in the Cowboys organization, you better cram, because you'll take written tests on everything from Cowboys history to Texas culture to world affairs.
They take a nearly 100-question test during tryouts and are asked to name everything from the governor of Texas to a country that borders Iraq.
Apparently DE Marcus Spears took the test, and he would make a great cheerleader...the rest not so sure.
READ HERE

Bose SoundLink

Listen to your iTunes, Pandora, or any other computer-based audio source anywhere in your home with the Bose SoundLink ($550).
The SoundLink connects to your computer using a USB insert, which then streams any audio you like from your computer to a powerful and compact portable speaker. A rechargeable battery keeps the music playing away from outlets, and thanks to the included remote control, you can skip tracks or pause the music without making a trip back to the computer.

No Immigration Problem???

For readers wondering what it is like in Texas concerning the never ending immigration debate.
Here is a video sent to us by one of our faithful readers. The video is taken from his deer blind at his ranch in Falfurias, Tx. Thanks MBB

****DeskofBill takes 5th amendment on all stances regarding politics and religion. Bill Brasky is his own Government, and has never found any one better to worship than himself.

10 of the World's best Surf Spots

#1 Surfer's Paradise
The sixth most populous city in the country, Gold Coast City Australia is located in the southeast corner of Queensland and is renowned for surfing.
It’s the 70km of beaches and four epic point breaks (The Spit, Main Beach, Narrowneck, Palm Beach and Mermaid beach) that made people call it, the Surfers’ Paradise.
#2 Mentawai Islands, Indonesia
#3 Jeffreys Bay, South Africa
#4 Fuerteventura, Spain
#5 El Salvador
See what the rest of the Top 10 was HERE

Florida Fans are Great

Special thanks to AGS.

America's 12 Best Burgers....

My personal favorite of the ones listed is Port of Call. A must stop burger place in NOLA located near the French Quarter. The Bloody Mary's are great and the Burgers are better...
See the other top Burger places in U.S. HERE

Just Because...

Playmate Jessica Burciaga

Cage Dancers at new Cowboy's Stadium.... Genius

I don't know that that little structure qualifies as an actual cage, but Al Michaels referred to the ladies inside as "cage dancers."
When a man spends a billion dollars on a stadium, that man is entitled to cage dancers.
Chris Collinsworth had to be reminded to keep his pants on.

Forget Bo...Herschel knows MMA

Former NFL and College Star star Herschel Walker is going to try his hand at mixed martial arts.

The 47-year-old Walker has signed a multi-fight contract with Strikeforce.

Walker said in a statement: "I've been training for several years. I would play college football games on Saturday and then compete in martial arts tournaments on Sunday after church.I'm now looking forward to opening up another chapter in my life and to competing in MMA."

The 1982 Heisman Trophy winner is set to start a 12-week training camp next month at the American Kickboxing Academy in San Jose, which is home to UFC fighters Jon Fitch, Josh Koscheck, and Mike Swick as well as Strikeforce lightweight champion Josh Thomson.

The former running back already holds a black belt in taekwondo and has trained in Muay Thai and Kenpo karate, and has ventured into other sports in the past. Placing seventh in the 1992 Olympics two-man bobsled competition.
READ HERE

Obama might be America's President

Political leanings aside here is one instance where Obama speaks 100% truth.
During a conversation which was supposed to be off the record. ABC employees over heard a conversation in which Obama called Kanye a jackass.... what happened next is the employee twitted (however you refer to twitter) to America.
SOURCE

College Student by day....Ninja by night

A Johns Hopkins University student armed with a samurai sword killed an intruder in his garage, Baltimore police said Tuesday.
In the garage, the student told police he discovered a man and when the student told the man to get out, the man accosted him. The student defended himself with the sword, cutting off the man's hand and causing a severe laceration to his upper body.
SOURCE

Chris Collinsworth is kinda Creepy

"A good age is 14 to 18..." Collinsworth
(thanks MWF)