Marissa in the Tub (Again)

Yes, these are old. No, Brasky doesn't care.

Lattimer Loves His Twitter

Texas Tech's poor man's answer to Lattimer Brandon Carter has been suspended by coach Mike Leach for comments made on his Twitter account. According to the Austin American Statesman:

Linebacker Marlon Williams asked on his Twitter account why he was still in a meeting room when "the head coach can't even be on time." That tweet has been deleted and his page no longer exists.

Star offensive tackle Brandon Carter, a team captain, also had a Twitter page. After the loss to the Cougars, he tweeted: "This is not how I saw our season."

On Sunday, Carter was suspended indefinitely for violating team rules unrelated to his Twitter page, which was nowhere to be found later that day.

Leach said players don't need Twitter or Facebook. He called them "stupid" distractions.

"I think that a guy who plays college football gets enough attention," he said. It's for "a bunch of narcissists that want to sit and type stuff about themselves all the time. We'll put mirrors in some of their lockers if that's necessary, but they don't have to Twitter."

No announcements have been made regarding a possible substitute for pre-game spit swaps.

Best Celebrity Boobs of the Past Decade

Brasky is more of an "ass guy" than a "boob guy", however here is a list of the top 20 this decade.
1. Salma Hayek
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Keeley Hazell (pictured above)
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Carla Gugino
Your vote didn't make it??
See the rest of the top 20 HERE

Man sues Bank of America for $1,784 Billion Trillion Dollars.....Sounds Reasonable

Dalton Chiscolm is an ambitious American wanting justice through the legal system. Chiscolm was unhappy because Bank of America would not deposit some of his checks due to problems with their routing numbers. And his efforts to solve the problem with the help of a "Spanish womn" were unsatisfactory. Chiscolm's lawsuit requests damages for his suffering, specifically, he asks that "1,784 billion, trillion dollars" be deposited into his ATM account the next day. He also demanded an additional $200,164,000."

Update. This is not his first lawsuit. In Janaury 2009, Chiscolm sued his landlord for $892 million billion dollars -- or $892 quadrillion. In his January complaint, Chiscolm alleged that "Manerment nor mainterntmen had no atcuse's to go in my apartment what so ever I had to keep a lock no the kichen cabernit." The court dismissed his complaint.
SOURCE

Cowboys Cheerleaders are probably smatter than half the NFL

If you're going to make it in the Cowboys organization, you better cram, because you'll take written tests on everything from Cowboys history to Texas culture to world affairs.
They take a nearly 100-question test during tryouts and are asked to name everything from the governor of Texas to a country that borders Iraq.
Apparently DE Marcus Spears took the test, and he would make a great cheerleader...the rest not so sure.
READ HERE

Bose SoundLink

Listen to your iTunes, Pandora, or any other computer-based audio source anywhere in your home with the Bose SoundLink ($550).
The SoundLink connects to your computer using a USB insert, which then streams any audio you like from your computer to a powerful and compact portable speaker. A rechargeable battery keeps the music playing away from outlets, and thanks to the included remote control, you can skip tracks or pause the music without making a trip back to the computer.

No Immigration Problem???

For readers wondering what it is like in Texas concerning the never ending immigration debate.
Here is a video sent to us by one of our faithful readers. The video is taken from his deer blind at his ranch in Falfurias, Tx. Thanks MBB

****DeskofBill takes 5th amendment on all stances regarding politics and religion. Bill Brasky is his own Government, and has never found any one better to worship than himself.

10 of the World's best Surf Spots

#1 Surfer's Paradise
The sixth most populous city in the country, Gold Coast City Australia is located in the southeast corner of Queensland and is renowned for surfing.
It’s the 70km of beaches and four epic point breaks (The Spit, Main Beach, Narrowneck, Palm Beach and Mermaid beach) that made people call it, the Surfers’ Paradise.
#2 Mentawai Islands, Indonesia
#3 Jeffreys Bay, South Africa
#4 Fuerteventura, Spain
#5 El Salvador
See what the rest of the Top 10 was HERE

Florida Fans are Great

Special thanks to AGS.

America's 12 Best Burgers....

My personal favorite of the ones listed is Port of Call. A must stop burger place in NOLA located near the French Quarter. The Bloody Mary's are great and the Burgers are better...
See the other top Burger places in U.S. HERE