Pick The Perp......

CAN YOU??

Austin City Limits Festival Lineup....

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Liverpool Takeover??

Liverpool are reported to have held talks with Indian billionaire Grandhi Mallikarjuna Rao over a potential £500m takeover at Anfield.
The News of the World report that Liverpool co-owner Tom Hicks opened negotiations with Rao initially with a view to arranging a sponsorship deal, but the Indian businessman who made his fortune in the airport and construction industries is thought to be considering a major investment in the club which could lead to an eventual takeover.
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The true story of the back-stabbing asshole in Blow...

Carlos Lehder, who simply took over an entire tropical island and used it as a base of operations for his empire.

Sure, Lehder could have just bought himself some uninhabited island, but in true supervillain style, he took over an established island in the Bahamas called Norman's Cay. He started off by buying a lot of the property including an airstrip. But when the other people started complaining about loud parties, uncut grass and the literal tons of cocaine he was flying in everyday, he figured he would help keep the peace by running them off. It's unclear if he tried putting up the usual "No Trespassing" signs first, but soon enough dead bodies were showing up on yachts.

He might have been stopped by the Bahamian government but he took care of this by allegedly bribing the Prime Minister. Lehder then had doberman attack dogs and armed guards roam his properties and the airstrip to make sure nothing would interfere with his drug running business, which included radar and a fleet of aircraft.

During the good years, Lehder was flying in 300 kilograms of cocaine... an hour.

All right, so you've got the ocean to protect you and your own air force. But does a place like this give you time to unwind? Well, a Ledher associate describes how he would be picked up at the airstrip in a Land Rover driven by naked women--which is so awesome because Land Rovers are quality vehicles. So we know he had naked women, gorgeous beaches and mountains of cocaine at his disposal.

PICTURES AND FULL STORY HERE

A Real "Stimulus" Package

It's no secret that nearly every profession around the globe is feeling the effects of the economic crisis -- even the world's oldest profession (prostitution). In Germany, where prostitution is legal, prostitutes have created their own version of a stimulus package.

Brothels, like the GeizHaus in Hamburg, have cut prices or added free promotions while others have introduced all-inclusive flat-rate fees. Free shuttle buses, discounts for seniors and taxi drivers, as well as "day passes" are among marketing strategies designed to keep business going.
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The "senior" discount made me gag a little bit...

Get Rich or Die Tryin'...... Mission Accomplished

"50 cent" has dethroned Jay-Z as the richest hip-hop artist of 2008, according to the latest Forbes estimates. Fifty reeled in a whopping $150 million to take the No.1 spot on this year's Hip-Hop Cash Kings list.

1. 50 Cent - $150 million
2. Jay-Z - $82 million
3. Diddy - $35 million
4. Kanye West - $30 million
5. Timbaland - $22 million

See the Top 20 HERE

Steven Segal is apparently back....and you can watch him fight crimes on the streets of NOLA

A&E announced this week that they are currently in production on the first season of Steven Seagal: Lawman, a non-fiction series that will follow the adventures of actor/martial arts star/musician Steven Seagal, working as a deputy with the Jefferson Parish County Sheriff’s Office in New Orleans.
Apparently while Seagal’s movies have been falling off the map over the past 20 years, he has actually been moonlighting as a cop, putting his aikido skills to good use fighting crime. Amazing.
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Steven Segal's Lightning Bolt!!!!

For those of you who haven't heard, washed-up martial arts action star Steven Seagal recently decided to branch out into the energy drink market. He's released his very own black-canned competitor to the likes of Full Throttle and Rock Star, a beverage going by the name of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt. "While other energy drinks try to just throw a bunch of cheap caffeine and other drugs into your system," the official website declares, "Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt provides you with the TRUE ENERGY you need.

"The time is now 4:20 on 4/20... Do with that what you will..."

Area police will be out in force today looking for those driving under the influence on what has become a holiday for drug users.
“People need to recognize that a DUI is not just from alcohol,” Sgt. Daniel Graves with Kansas City Police Department’s Traffic Investigation Unit said in a release. The day of April 20, known as “420”, has become a day of widespread marijuana use, Graves said.
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I got my Swim Trunks and my Flippy Floppies....

Married Men.... You're Welcome

I have heard that it is hard to remember things like anniversaries. Especially if you are anything like the married guys I worked with. Who spent more time talking about girls and arguing whether they've "still got it", than they do trying to remember things like the day of their anniversary.
Which is why you need Remember Rings. Take the pressure off by having it remind you of your important dates. 24 hours before the big day, the HotSpot on the ring will heat up to 120 degrees for approximately 10 seconds, and will continue to do so every hour, on the hour, all day long.

How you say...... Upgrade!

Mel Gibson recently traded his wife in for a newer model, and boy did he get a helluva bargain.
A sexy Russian songbird came out of nowhere last week to claim she plays the starring role of "other woman" in the ongoing Mel Gibson soap opera.
More Pictures HERE

Playboy 2009 "Top Party School Rankings"

The top 10 party schools according to Playboy are below in order of rank:

1) University of Miami

2) University of Texas (Austin)

3) San Diego State University

4) University of Florida

5) University of Arizona

6) University of Wisconsin (Madison)

7) University of Georgia

8) Louisiana State University

9) University of Iowa

10) West Virginia University

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Don`t Mess With Texas

Serves this guy right.

The 100 hottest W.A.G.s

As you may or may not know... soccer players get the most ridiculous girls.
Peter Crouch (girlfriend featured as #1 on list) is possibly the missing link between men and horses, but at least he’s self-aware of it.
When someone once asked him what he would be if he wasn’t a footballer, Crouch replied, “A virgin!”
Gunaxin has put together an impressive list of
the greatest 100 W ives A nd G irlfriends in all of futbol.

GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

Ummm I'll take it!!

If you happen to find yourself in the predicament where you have a wad of cash and faced with the decision of purchasing an RV or a Yacht, Terra Wind is about to make your life just a little bit easier. The Terra Wind Amphibious RV is one part decked-out motor home, one part crazy-looking-lake-going-vessel, the RV is the sort of excessive splurge only a guy like Brasky would own.
A few of the features include GPS, tons of leather, DVD/VHS/CD players, all major appliances (fridge, washer/dryer, etc.), an 8-jet whirlpool tub, marble floors and shower, a 42-inch Plasma TV, and a 6-foot swim deck that's perfect for fishing

A "why didn't I think of that" moment.....

Since nearly Twitter’s inception, CNNbrk has diligently republished CNN’s breaking news alerts, one by one. Soon it became Twitter’s most popular account, with over 900,000 followers.

Somehow Ashton Kutcher got involved, which led to a rivalry to be the first to reach 1 million followers. However, CNNbrk was not owned by CNN, but by James Cox (some lucky asshole), who recently sold the account to CNN for an undisclosed sum..... sonofabitch!!!
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"I'll keep my freedom, my $, and my guns. You keep the change." -Mike Smart

The Governor of Texas talking of Seceding like it is a real possibility?!?!?!

"There's a lot of different scenarios," Perry said. "We've got a great union. There's absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, you know, who knows what might come out of that. But Texas is a very unique place, and we're a pretty independent lot to boot."
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Party Time...Tea Party that is

On a day when the government deadline for filing income tax returns Americans vent their frustrations over the sagging economy and ride a metaphor two centuries in the making.
773 Tax Day tea parties are going on in cities from Boston to Washington, East Hampton, N.Y., to Yakima, Wash., to protest government spending — namely the Obama administration’s $787 billion stimulus package and $3 trillion budget.
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King of Pop On Sale? Maybe Not

Sounds like the announced auction is off.  Too bad.  I could really go for some Elephant Man bones.

Check out some of the auction items here.  

CALIFORNIA RAISINS?

I wanna talk to Sampson.....

Medical Ganga requests have jumped anywhere from 50 to 300 percent, they say, since President Barack Obama took office and signaled that he won’t use federal marijuana laws to override state laws as the Bush administration did.
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Finally some tax day relief....

From national retail chains to local mom and pops, many businesses are offering freebies and special sales to taxpayers this week
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Crime starts early in Illinois

PEORIA, Illinois - A 13-year-old boy who police say was caught red-handed a block away was accused Tuesday of robbing a bank.
The boy was charged with felony armed robbery in juvenile court, accused of threatening a teller with a gun and demanding cash.
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Getcha a New Stadium...Getcha lots of TV time

The always-popular Cowboys lead all teams with six scheduled nationally televised games.
America's Team will open their new $1.1 billion stadium in a nationally televised Sunday night game on NBC against the New York Giants on Sept. 20.
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Luckiest or Unluckiest Guy Ever?

Can`t decide how to go on this.  Seems pretty terrible.  But he lived long enough for this.

U-S-A..... Dempsey scores twice for Fulham

"Clint Dempsey scored twice as Fulham rallied to beat Manchester City 3-1 in the Premier League on Sunday, keeping the London club in contention for European qualification.

The American midfielder began Fulham’s comeback five minutes into the second half, scoring to tie the game after Stephen Ireland’s goal in the 28th minute. Dickson Etuhu’s volley gave Fulham the lead, then Dempsey scored again in the 83rd minute...."

Texas born and bred... expect to see big things in South Africa...

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Just a matter of time before Cuba is open for business...

President Barack Obama is allowing Americans to make unlimited trips and money transfers to family in Cuba and easing other restrictions Monday to usher in a new era of openness toward the island nation ruled by communists for 50 years.
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Navy Pirate Hunter TV Show

Barely a day after the daring rescue of an American sea captain, the Spike television network has a deal in place for a show about U.S. Navy pirate hunters.
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DIE HAPPY..... 499 Things EVERY Guy's Gotta do while he still can!

Two brothers combine forces to compile the ultimate guy's to-do-before-marriage list. Tim is married but still "fight(ing) the good fight" and Michael is "still a free man." They take advantage of their different points of view, banking on Tim's nostalgia for his bachelor days and Michael's determination to take full advantage of the time he has left.

REVIEWS -Dr. Barker
"Bought this for my son. I keep picking it up and reading various sections. So many great things to do... if only I was 30 years younger. Every guy (and I mean EVERY guy) should read this before going down the road of marriage, kids and the many responsibilities that go with it."
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10 Biggest CEO paychecks......

#1 SanJay Jah, Co-CEO Motorola -
Total 2008 compensation - $104.5 million.......
See how the rest did HERE

Segway to save GM with George Jettsons golf cart...

General Motors and Segway on Tuesday unveiled a tiny two-wheeled, two-seat electric car designed to drive on its own and automatically avoid collision.....
FULL ARTICLE HERE

New Eminem Leaked

Hear the new Eminem song We Made You. Thanks to the Sun.

His wallet says "Bad Mother Fucker".....

The case was a highly complicated business dispute between two of the largest corporations in the world—a multibillion-dollar merger gone awry. Just as Joe Jamail picked up his pen to map out closing arguments for the next day, he heard a car horn blowing outside.

Jamail’s buddies—singer Willie Nelson and former University of Texas football coach Darrell Royal—were in a white limo, begging him to go out for a drink or two.

“I tried telling them that this was the biggest damn case of my life—hell, of anybody’s life—and that I needed to prepare,” says Jamail. “But they weren’t having any part of it. They kept me up all fucking night drinking. I could barely see straight the next morning.”

The result: ....FULL STORY HERE

Watch Jamail take a deposition (The voice on the right not pictured...) HERE

The iWant....

WW III update........

North Korea has launched a rocket over Japan, causing the Japanese government to complain to the UN. The Taepodong-2 missile flew into the Pacific Ocean over northern Japan. Japan has called for an emergency session of the United Nations Security Council to discuss the launch. FULL STORY HERE

Look Out Denver....

"So there's Quinn, who is still not endorsed by the Browns as their starting quarterback as he enters his third season. Then there's McDaniels in Denver, filled with positive feedback about Quinn from Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis, whom McDaniels adores as an offensive football coach. If McDaniels can't trust Weis, then who can he trust?"
FULL STORY HERE

"The First Bracket" Update.......

Obama Bracetology Update. Here

Underwater Mp3....

Now Michael Phelps can jam Peter Tosh performing "Legalize it" while he trains by using the Speedo Aquabeat Waterproof MP3 Player .
Waterproof up to 10 feet, the music player comes with waterproof earplugs and offers up to 9 hours of playtime. Oh, and it floats.

Bruno Tralier

Bruno is scheduled for a July 10 release and will star Baron Cohen, 37, as the faux Austrian fashionista.
WATCH HERE